I Can Knit!
Well last night I had a similar life moment.
I CAN KNIT!
Thanks to Leonie for faxing me through the hat pattern.
Thanks Mr Google for putting me in touch with all the online lessons for casting on, knit stitch, purl stitch and stocking stitch.
And thanks Bren for putting up with my ignoring you all night last night and speaking the instructions to each stitch out loud over and over.
If anyone out there has some inspiring knitting sites, ideas or patterns for beginners I'd love to check them out.